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andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

168,374 notes - 24 July, 2014

candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

ofuckme:

why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going 

400,687 notes - 18 July, 2014

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

68,843 notes - 18 July, 2014

jeremymckinnxn:

life is too short to pretend to hate one direction

217 notes - 18 July, 2014

sorry:

 I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.  

9,213 notes - 18 July, 2014

greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

225,797 notes - 18 July, 2014

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

250,234 notes - 18 July, 2014