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ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

145,596 notes - 19 August, 2014

dirtylittledamsel:

when someone illiterate volunteers to read out loud in class

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35,599 notes - 16 August, 2014

lindsaylohansmugshot:

*puts on leather jacket* i really love that band arctic monkeys *lights cigarette* have you ever heard that song “Do I Wanna Know?” Probably not haha theyre really indie

109,090 notes - 15 August, 2014

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sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol

33,195 notes - 15 August, 2014