i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair
168,374 notes - 24 July, 2014
why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going
400,687 notes - 18 July, 2014
can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples
68,843 notes - 18 July, 2014
life is too short to pretend to hate one direction
217 notes - 18 July, 2014
I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
9,213 notes - 18 July, 2014
I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.
225,797 notes - 18 July, 2014
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
250,234 notes - 18 July, 2014